Thursday, January 31, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #5


Thirteen Things You Should Never Say to a Cop


1.I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer ONLY gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13. You'll never get those cuffs on me!




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15 comments:

Nissa - said...

Wise tips! :)

How about "Whew- your breath is terrible, have you been drinking, too? Here,
have a breath mint, it helps!"

Happy T13!

Lene said...

haha those are great!! It is a good thing that I haven't said any of those.

Happy TT!

Lene said...

haha those are great!! It is a good thing that I haven't said any of those.

Happy TT!

Kat said...

Those were funny!! Thanks for stopping by my site. Happy TT

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AJ Chase said...

Ha!! I love this whole list.

Reynie said...

There are people out there that would actually say some of that! Very funny list.

jayedee said...

tooooo funny! lol
thanks for stopping by the lost world!
happy tt!

The Land of Rozz said...

#1 and #12 made me giggle.

Happy TT!

H said...

LOVE your list!!! Thanks for stopping by my Thursday 13!

Kaige said...

Hehe. Thanks for the laugh and stopping by! Happy TT!

Sword Mama said...

Those are funny! I especially like number 12. :-)

cajunvegan said...

Thanks for the laugh. I really need one the last few days.

My b-i-l is a cop, and the hubs loves to throw a few of these out now and again.

Saved77 said...

bahaha.. i remember i saw this old friend from high school.. i asked him what he did, he said he was a cop.. i looked at his huge head of dread locks, and such, i said 'shouldn't you... clean yourself up a bit?'... he stared at me thoughtfully for a moment, and said 'i'm undercover'.. i was all ok ssshhhh lol here's my linky poo since you don't have the ability to add anything but my long lost blogger id..
My thursday thirteen

Nicholas said...

As an ex-cop, I can say that none of these is far fetched!

MiniVanMama said...

LOL! My ex is a cop, and you know, people actually DO say such things. I came by for a visit, spending a little quiet time to myself surfing a bit. Hope you have a fantastic weekend!