Thursday, May 22, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #19


Thirteen Words of Wisdom


1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

2. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

5. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

6. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.

7. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

8. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

9. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is probably not for you.

12. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

13. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.







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8 comments:

Arlene said...

Great words of advise, I love your list.....

Jennifer said...

lol. these were great. :) i loved them all, but the last one really made me chuckle the most. :) I almost think that would be hilarious to do some one. lol lol... but that could just be my wicked sense of humor.
thanks for the laugh.
have a good TT.

xoxox's Jenn

Jenn said...

Ha, great T 13 ! very wise words indeed.

Barb said...

love these... thanks for sharing... made my day with some good laughs

and thanks for visiting my blog

Jennifer said...

That was totally lol worthy.

Tiffany Aller said...

I firmly believe in #8. Give me a role of duct tape and I can cure/fix/fantasticize anything! Happy Thursday!

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TLC said...

very silly. I will remember the one about the sleeping pill and the laxative!

My T13 is up, as well.